So I was reading today about the latest Tiger Woods withdrawal, this time at Torrey Pines after 11 holes (Tiger was in obvious discomfort and was 2-over par on the easier North Course) and found a Golf Digest article called “5 things we didn’t know were problems until Tiger Woods told us they were“.

The article is basically a list of excuses Tiger has given over the years after bad rounds of golf, including his latest excuse of “deactivated glutes” (which is going to be my excuse for every single poor shot I hit from now on).  And in the portion about the “deactivated glutes” was something that every golf fan needs to follow, Tiger’s Glutes’ twitter feed.

Not activated 🙁

— Tiger’s Glutes (@tigerglutes) February 5, 2015

So if you want to know how Tiger is feeling, just check Twitter.